CrapKeeper is quite figuratively designed to hold all your extra crap during a day visit to the beach, park, and beyond. It also straps to the arm of a beach or lounge chair to create a makeshift side table. Hell to the yeah, y’all.
So much crap to carry or worry about and so little storage available. Imagine this. You’re headed to the beach or the park for the weekend. Sure, it’s easy enough to stow all your gear for the ride, but when you get there? You have to carry your keys, wallet, phone, sun lotion, water and beverages, snacks, napkins, books, and whatever else you’re bringing along. That’s a lot of crap, and you only have two hands. Allow me to introduce you to the best solution. With an ingenious name like CrapKeeper, you already know it’s a well-thought-out answer to this problem. It’s like having a mobile side table that you can attach to chairs, strollers, fences, or just about any fixture.
The CrapKeeper is a mobile bag with tons of versatility. It clips onto chairs or objects, gives you two big adjustable drink holders, and eight neoprene-lined storage slots for phones, shades, snacks, and more. It’s built tough to withstand the outdoors and has zippers, durable stitching and comes in several colors. It also has a shoulder strap, so it’s easy to lug back and forth between the car and wherever you hop a squat.
It’s not just for storing your gear. It’s functional as well. As you can see from the images and the description of the straps, it connects to, say, the arm of your beach chair or lounge chair, to give you a pseudo side table.
CrapKeeper? Why?
Kids or no kids. Solo, or with friends and family. You have lots to carry during your average day out. It doesn’t matter where you’re going to hang. The beach, the park, shopping, a sporting event, camping, you’re going to need some extra storage for your little gadgets, drinks, snacks, and varietals. CrapKeeper is essentially a small storage bag with individual pockets and two adjustable drink holders. Toss your tumbler, water bottle, cans, heck even your beer inside. Slide the strap over your shoulder and away you go.
You don’t have to set it on the ground when you get to your destination. It clips, or straps rather, right to a lounge chair or beach chair creating a functional side table you can rely on in the wilderness. Tough, outdoor-friendly construction keeps it in tip-top shape during all your trips. Zippers ensure the pockets stay sealed when you want them to. Adjustable straps keep it in place, whether on your shoulder or a chair or another object. No more throwing shit on the ground, dropping or losing your glasses, or dealing with dirty, soiled drink cans and tumblers. It all stays off the ground, accessible, and organized.
It’s simple. Very simple actually. But also very very effective.
Who is it for?
Beach lovers, park-goers, campers, and beyond. I know I’m tired of lugging all kinds of gear across the beach, out to the middle of the park, or wherever my family decides to spend their day. If you agree, it’s for you. CrapKeeper makes it easier and gives you functional storage anywhere.
Where to buy?
MSRP: $50
